5 Chinese Brothers - Three Cool Guys Lyrics
(tom meltzer)If my life was a movie Id want to be jackie chanCause humor grace and honor are the marks of a manMy fights would all be glorious, my smile would melt girls heartsId be the toast of hong kong, my songs would top the chartsBut I am what I am and thats all I amThats all I can stand cause I cant stands no moreIf my life was a silent film Id want to be buster keatonId embrace the blues and in the process Id defeat themId have no fight with gravity, Id do just as I pleaseId tumble down each flight of stairs with the greatest of easeChorusIf my life was a cartoon Id want to be the popeye the sailorId have a damsel in distress and I would never fail herId mutter something clever then Id knock bluto coldId be a one-eyed mumbling crazy thug with a heart of goldAnd all my problems would be solved because I eat my greensMy life it would be measured out in well-constructed scenesId have drama without tragedy, anger without painLove without loneliness, hey, I would not complainChorus