7L & Esoteric - Stalker Lyrics
[Intro]"You again" - "Are you following me?""Why no, I'm stalking you"*scratching*From a distance I desired herSe-secretly admired her*scratching*From a distance I desired herSe-secretly admired her[Verse 1]I stroll through the mallRunnin' my finger along the wallI just left a restroom stallGot a strange way of movin'Strange way of dressin'Strange way of makin' a, good first impressionMemphis only jacket, unidentified packetSunglasses, jeans wash was acid, newspaper in the backI also got a dagger strapped to my legbut who knows what I'm gonna do with thatA sick ***** without employmentHankerin' in every single shopping center for my own enjoymentI checkin' out a girl that's flyShe's workin' at the mack make-up counter next to Best BuyWaitin' by the elevator, tryna look busySo I can figure out what I'm gonna tell her laterFirst time I met her I didn't really bait herI was making change as she was purchasin' a peterI gave her money back, she gave me a lookBatted her, eyelashes that was all that it tookNow she owes me, cause it's obvious she wants meI'm looking at you, girl I must have you[Sample of someone talking]Cause you're the oneYou are the unspoiled virgin brideYou are the blonde canvas on which I will paint my futureDon't you remember you smiled at me once at the croissant tray[Verse 2]Quirky and eccentric, I'm a true fiendI know her routine, her eyes are blue greenI guess they're contacts cause they used to be brownPlus I watched her get 'em at the optician downtownI'm always scopin' her usually from far awayShe rides the silver Audi off to work everydayExcept for Thursday she gets a ride from her motheror some other dude until I killed that mother*****erForget the narrative, I'm thinkin' horse drawn carriagesand marriages, she likes to eat esparogus so I thinkCause it stinks when I'm hangin' outAt her bathroom sink, having a drinkWhen she's at the shrinkYo she never should've winkedNow I got her name on my arm in inkI'm in her closet strokin' her minkLooking for the missing linkBut all I find is Pink and N'SyncShe's sweet, sixteen and good yet she's callin' me a creepCause I'm sneakin' through her backyard just to watch her sleepRain snow or sleet, ya gotta understandEverywhere she goes there I am, the stalkerHook:*scratching*From a distance I desired herSe-secretly admired her*scratching*From a distance I desired herAlright wanna know what I doListen this is how it goes[Verse 3]Find out where she works, go online do a searchDig up some dirt, put on a shirt buy her some skirtsBut look like a regular guy don't go berserkYou whole goal's to flirt but now ya gotta lurkPretend you're a customer, grab yourself a mapAnd throw an extra sweater in the bag from The GapAnd keep a low pro, but don't look conspicuousAnd don't wear that Iceberg, Why?, it looks ridiculousRapid french find a bench near the wenchPut your elbows on ya lap and just sit there like thatNah, it sounds dreadful but find out her scheduleIf she gotta close, ya gotta rock the janitor's clothesand change thrash 'til ya knees hurtWater plants in the short sleeve shirt cause you need workAnd if she's off at elevenBe outside with ya lights out and the engine revvin'*engine revving*[Older guys talking]Well I realise recently that I'm getting olderand I think that when I knew this was that teenage girlsdon't acknowledge me as a sexual beingNow don't misunderstand me, I'm not saying that I wannahave sex with teenage girls throw me a bone ya knowHow about a smile ya know what I mean? nothingNothing unless it's to turn to their friends and goWhy is that weird guy looking at us? (laughing)What is he doing at the mall?We can get to the food court their guards there run you guysI lied, I lied, I lied, of of course I wanna have sex withteenage girls, doesn't everyone, (laughing even louder)I mean that's why there's a law (everyone laughs)If no one wanted to do itTHERE WOULDN'T BE A LAW! (everyone laughs)
