Abc - Valentine's Day Lyrics
When the postman dont call on valentines dayAnd santa claus dont come on a christmas dayThat umbrella wont work on a rainy dayDont ask me, I already knowWhen they find you beached on the barrier reefAnd the only pleasure treasured is in map reliefThe choice is yours, sure, saint or thiefDont ask me I already knowWhen they baked your cake in little slices,Kept your eyes on rising prices,Wound up winning *****y prizes;Im sure youd like to think you know what life isFind destiny through magazinesLiplicking, unzippingHarpers and queensFrom here to eternity,Without in-betweens,Dont ask me, I already knowWith your heart on parade and your heart on paroleI hope you find a sucker to buy that mink stoleSchool for scandal,Guess whos enrolled?So ask me, I already knowWhen they find you beached on the barrier reefWhen the postman dont call on valentines dayWhen the only pleasure treasured is in map reliefWhen you dont tell the truth, thats the price you payWhen Im shaking a hand, Im clenching a fistIf you gave me a pound for the moments I missedAnd I got dancing lessons for all the lips I shoulda kissedId be a millionaireId be a fred astaire
