Action Bronson - Actin' Crazy Lyrics
[Intro: Action Bronson]Uh, opportunity be knockingLet a mother*****er in[Hook: Action Bronson]Opportunity be knocking, you gotta let a mother*****er inI kiss my mother on the cheek, tell her that I love herYou ain't gotta worry 'bout a thing, I got it coveredWhy you think I'm out here actin' crazy?Why you think I'm out here actin' crazy?Why you think I'm out here actin' crazy?Ma, you know I'm still you little baby[Verse 1: Action Bronson]All my life I was a *****-up, Now I pull the truck upSame ***** stuck up, now she wanna suck usSee me hanging out the window screaming "What, what!?"No more tough luck; a different cloth is whatI'm cut from, baby oh my lordThe cops chasing Bronson in an all-white FordShit, I'm on an all-night tour*****, I'm alright, but I'm off that rawI'm in a robe dancing salsa on the top floorYou would swear I'm Puerto Rican but I'm not, lordHot hoes every city that we go, singing"Heads high, kill 'em with it now!"All I do is eat oystersAnd speak six languages in three voicesIt's Adriatic Summers on the samplesDon't even try to call him, not available for nothingUnless it's stupid paper, hop out the StudebakerWith Anita Baker, uh[Hook: Action Bronson]Opportunity be knocking, you gotta let a mother*****er inI kiss my mother on the cheek, tell her that I love herYou ain't gotta worry 'bout a thing, I got it coveredWhy you think I'm out here actin' crazy?Why you think I'm out here actin' crazy?Why you think I'm out here actin' crazy?Ma, you know I'm still you little baby[Verse 2: Action Bronson]Uh, I feel so alive I think I shit myselfI should kiss myself, I'm staring at the man inside the mirrorThe reflection shows a wolf though (AOOOH!)Goddamn, I'm still cute ho (yeah)All my women play the flute, saw me place a melon and prosciutt'Left handed, make the Fender cryCount money with a reverend's smile, the Devil's eyeHalf-Cherokee and Gemini, uhMother*****ers are Dumb Pete from Jump StreetI'll turn your chest plate to lunch meatI'm in a Humvee, looking like a young meNow these mother*****ers all wanna be chubbyI switch the season, now the hair's curledTan skin, I need a bad girlCause James Brown said "It's A Man's World"In a Transam' Twirl, the burner handle made of pearlThat's just "Daddy's Little Girl"[Hook: Action Bronson]Opportunity be knocking, you gotta let a mother*****er inI kiss my mother on the cheek, tell her that I love herYou ain't gotta worry 'bout a thing, I got it coveredWhy you think I'm out here actin' crazy?Why you think I'm out here actin' crazy?Why you think I'm out here actin' crazy?Ma, you know I'm still you little baby
