Action Bronson - Midgets Cough Lyrics
[Intro: Action Bronson speaking]YeahItâs meIâm hereSwerveLight it[Verse 1: Action Bronson]YoIâm on the PCH, smokinâ THCWith the team, money be the dreamI take it multicolor baby, it ainât gotta be greenOn the other side of earth with the queen, Iâm from QueensShit, 3 different types of forks for a Monday lunchTamarind punch, higher than a javelin jumpItalian sluts, my whole battalion is nutsWe rock medallions and suchDonât even step within 6 feet of my presenceLeave you open like the desert, Def Leopard, Fresh pepperDid I mention, steer the whip with one arm like Jim AbbottChocolate sauce over thin rabbitIf these opportunities arose before we wouldâve been had itShorty sniffing haddock in the atticI been an addict in these streets, in my pants Iâve even shattedThen sat in it, sadlyTwo things about to cop a few ringsAnd eat paper thin slices of the Blue LingShoot eagles on a Jack Nicklaus course, Porsche with the triple exhaustSeats soft like a midgetâs cough*coughs*Yeah, letâs hear that fly shit*coughs*Yeah manOh *****[Verse 2: Action Bronson]I never thought that this could be my lifeRussian mistress and Parisian wifeAlways seasoned rice, the animals you find in the jungle on the table sculpted in iceThrow the diceLeg drop after a big boot1, 2, 3, itâs over, slide in the mint coupeDive out the chopper in the water, uhNo splash, Olympic shitAyo, the spliff look like a shrimp when it shitSmoke the shark, Greg Norman shit, me and Robert Horry in a foreign whipMother*****a I was born to liveAnd born to ***** a lot of ***** without spawning kidsItâs me