Aladdin - You're Only Second Rate Lyrics
I must admit,Your parlor tricks are amusingI bet you've got a bunnyUnder your hat!Now here's your chanceTo get the best of me,Hope your hand is hot!C'mon, clown,Let's see what you've got!You can try to slam meWith your hardest stuffBut your double whammyIsn't up to snuffI'll set the record straightYou're simply out of dateYou're only second rate!You think your cat's a meanine,But your tiger's tameYou've got a lot to learnAbout the genie gameSo for your education,I'll reiterateYou're only second rate!Men cower at the powerIn my pinkyMy thumb is number oneOn every listBut if you're not convincedThat I'm invincible,Put me to the test!I'd love to lay this rivalry to rest!Go ahead and zap meWith the big surpriseSnap me in a trap,Cut me down to sizeI'll make a great escapeIt's just a piece of cakeYou're only second rate!You know, your hocus-pocusIsn't tough enoughAnd your mumbo-jumboDoesn't measure upLet me pontificateUpon your sorry stateYou're only second rate!Zaba-caba-dabra!Granny's gonna grab ya!Alakazam-da-musAnd this thing's bigger than the both of us!So spare me your tremendous scare!You look horrendous in your underwear!And I can hardly waitTo discombobulateI'll send ya back and packingIn a shipping crateYou'll make a better livingWith a spinning plateYou're only second rate!
