Alan Jackson - Jim And Jack And Hank Lyrics
Hey you were standing by the screen door slammingRather clear what’s taking place. You were holding on to LouieHe was packing, he was heavy that plastic handle just about to breakWell then you picked up Chloe. She knew y’all were goingShe started barking like a tank. I was shocked and I was joking,But I would not be longing. Cause I got Jim and Jack and Hank(ch) Take your string bikinis, your apple martinisTake what’s left there in the bank. Take your flat iron and your curlersYour sparkling water and that damn perfume I never likedTake your black Mercedes all that stuff for ladiesTo me you’re just a total blank, go on and leave me BabyI don’t need you, I got Jim and Jack and HankWell now you left screaming and your tires screechingThat little dog right in your lapI have become a little sad and I called up my old DadHe said son you just woke me from my napI told him you had left me. He said now son don’t you hate meYou know exactly what I think. You know you’re better offYou can fish and you can golf. You still got Jim and Jack and Hank(ch) Take your string bikinis, your apple martinisTake what’s left there in the bank Take your flat iron and your curlersYour sparkling water and that damn perfume I never likedTake your black Mercedes all that stuff for ladiesTo me you’re just a total blank, go on and leave me BabyI don’t need you, I got Jim and Jack and HankThat’s rightSo I got out the whiskey I began to listen to songs out in my truck youCouldn’t crankI started feeling empty, then again it hit me. I got Jim and Jack and Hank(ch) Take your string bikinis, your apple martinisTake what’s left there in the bank Take your flat iron and your curlersYour sparkling water and that damn perfume I never likedTake your black Mercedes all that stuff for ladiesTo me you’re just a total blank, go on and leave me BabyI don’t need you, I got Jim and Jack and HankYeh now go on and leave me baby I don’t need you I got Jim and JackAnd HankThat’s right, you go ahead, I’ll be A okay Cause I got Jose, CaptainMorganNot to mention Old George and Tammy, Loretta, Merel, Willie Nelson, BigJohn CashHow about Old Jimmy Buffet bring him in there when it’s sun shining,George Strait an old friend Can’t forget Hank Jr and all his rowdyFriendsI’m gonna clean out the whole closet, babyAll Yeah Goodbye
