Amy Arena - New Religion Lyrics
I'm disgusted by these sanctimonious bastardsWho baptize their flock with their fondlingsMasturbation, sodomies and hypocritical vows of chastity and povertyThey're all cold-hearted peopleWith nothing but murder and hate in their soulsLet me know if you believe in resurrectionThe virgin birthThe burning bushThe parting of the sea and all the other garbageI really wanna knowYou see, I have this bridge I'm looking to sellIt's called the Brooklyn BridgeAnd I'm looking for a buyerMaybe you're interestedI will give you a really good deal'Cause I'm gonna start a new religionI wanna start a new religion!I wanna start a new religion!I don't believe in the old oneI don't believe in the old one...Do you know how the blessings of your God really add up?There are annual dues to be paidThe extracted pledges and collection plate tooThe services of your priest at a baptism or wedding really cost youWhy do I have to pay for this?They could get real jobs and pay taxes tooWell I'm not payin' anymore!'Cause I'm gonna start a new religionI wanna start a new religion!I wanna start a new religion!I don't believe in your heavenI don't believe in your heaven...Why should I burn in hell'Cause I belong to a different religion?If I'm a good personGood people shouldn't be excluded!Just because they haven't been baptized, batmitzvahedJust be a good person, the best you canAnd you won't have to change your religion!'Cause I'm gonna start a new oneI wanna start a new religion!I wanna start a new religion!I'm so tired of the hatredI
