Andrew Bird - Opposite Day Lyrics
I got home this morning with the sun right in my eyesAnd there was no warning as it took me by surprise as itHit me like an Act of God, causing my alarmThat I had now become a cephalopodI still had legs and armsStill had legs and armsToday was supposed to be the dayMolecules decide to change their formLaws of physics lose their swayYouthful indiscretion now is suddenly the normWith the good kids sprouting horns, yeah yeahAnd today was supposed to beNot just another dayToday was supposed to beNot just another dayIt was supposed to be, today was supposed to beAnd todayThose who can't quite function in society at largeThey've got to wake up on this morning to find that they're in chargeBut those the world's set up for, who are really doing quite wellThey're going to wake up in institutionsIn prison or in hellPrison or in hellToday was supposed to be the dayMolecules decide to change their formLaws of physics lose their swayYouthful indiscretion now is suddenly the normWith the good kids sprouting horns, yeah yeahAnd today was supposed to beNot just another dayToday was supposed to beNot just another dayToday was supposed to beNot just another dayToady was supposed to beNot just another dayIt was supposed to be, today was supposed to beAnd todayBut if you think there's something elseWell you're right, there isThere's something elseBut if you think I'm gonna tell you, think againWhy should I even think of telling you what there isYeah, 'cause silence is knowledgeAnd knowledge is powerI'm under explicit orders to dare not speak it's nameListen up, I just work hereOh I dare not speak it's nameI can't keep talking about itOh, I dare not speak it's name
