Bare Jr. - If You Choose Me Lyrics
If you choose me over himIll make you proud, Ill make you grinIll write a poem about your smileIll buy you hats cause I dig your styleIll tell all my buddies how good you kissWhile Im away only you Ill missIll share my records and stay really cleanIll never fuss nor be meanIn front of all your friends, Ill kiss your assIll leave behind my violent pastIf you choose me, if you choose meWhy wont you choose me over himIf you choose me over him, Ill make you proudOn me you can dependTo be nice to your momma, take your daddy fishinIll make you biscuits then clean the kitchenThere will be credit cards for all your desiresWe can walk in the parkAnd hold hands for hoursIll rub your feet Ill scratch your backIll brush your hair and then comb it backWell find that old boyfriend who treated you badYou can cuss him out while I kick his assIll wash your clothes, Ill pay the billsYou can paint the bedroom anyway you feelIll quit cussin and lose 10 poundsIll swear youre skinny when you get round
