Barry Feldman - Patient For A Day Lyrics
Hire an ad agency, Enter the lotteryYour baby needs an operationGotta get a PR man, raise money quickly as you canSell yourself to the nationTry to get on the news or on Phil DonahueOr best of all though your chances are smallYou could try to get onPatient For A DayThe game show people are dyin to playMail in your entry right awayTo Patient For A Day, care of this stationThat’s Patient For A Day, care of this stationIf you can get on the show the audience in the studioWill hear each contestant’s storyThen they will try to choose who the President would chooseSo you better not be boringYou can win an operation or a day’s recuperationIf you get the bonus question you could win a doctor tooOr get a game to play at home even if you loseOn Patient For A DayThe game show that people are dyin to playMail in your entry right awayTo Social Insecurity, care of this station, that’sPatient For A DayThe game show people are dyin to playMail in your entry right awayTo The National Survival Match, care of this station, that’sThe National Survival Match, care of this station, that’sSurvival Match America, care of this station, that’sSurvival Match America, care of this stationSurvival Match America, care of this station, that’sSurvival Match America, care of this stationSurvival Match America, care of this stationSurvival Match America, care
