Bassthefirekid - I Think My Dads Gone Crazy Lyrics
[Intro:][Tuning TV][Eminem Snortin Crack][TV Presenter:]Hello boys and girlsToday we're gonna talk about father and daughter relationshipsDo you have a daddy?I'll bet you do[Door opens]Who's your daddy?[Hailie:]Daddy, what're you doing?[Beat starts][Eminem:]Haha[Eminem & Hailie:]Ok then! everybody, listen up![Eminem:]I'm goin to hell, who's comin' with me?[Hailie:]Somebody, please help him![giggle]I think my dad gone crazy![Verse #1:]There's no mountain I can't climbThere's no tower too high,No plane that I can't learn how to flyWhat do I gotta do to get through to you, to show youThere ain't nothing I can't take this chainsaw to[Hailie Makes Chainsaw Sound]*****in' brain's brawn, and brass ballsI cut 'em off, I got 'em pickled and bronzed in a glass jarInside of a hall, with my framed autographed,Sunglasses with elton john's name, on my drag wallI'm out the closet, I been lying my ass offAll this time, me and dre been *****ing with hats off[Dr Dre:]Suck it marshall[Eminem:]So tell Laura and her husband to back offBefore I push this mother*****ing button and blast offAnd launch one of these russians, and that's all[Hailie Makes Explosion Sound]Blow every *****ing thing, except afghanistan on the map, offWhen will it stop? When will I knock the crap off?[Knocking]Hailie, tell 'em baby[Hailie:]My dad's lost it[Chorus:][Eminem:]There's really nothin' else to say I, I can't explain it[Hailie:]I think my dad gone crazy![Eminem:]A little help from Hailie Jade won't you tell em' baby[Hailie:]I think my dad gone crazy![Eminem:]There's nothin' you could do or say that could ever change me[Hailie:]I think my dad gone crazy![Eminem:]There's no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie[Hailie:]I think my dad gone crazy![Verse 2:]It's like my mother always told me[Eminem Impersinates His Mom]Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana,And codeine and goddamit, you little mother*****erIf you aint got nothin' nice to say then don't say nothin'Uh..***** that shit, *****, eat a mother*****in' dickChew on a prick, and lick a million mother*****in' *****s per secondI'd rather put out a mother*****ing gospel recordI'd rather be a *****-whipped *****, eat *****And have *****-lips glued to my face with a clit-ring in my noseThen quit bringin my flows, quit giving me my ammoCan't you see why I'm so mean? if y'all leave me alone, this wouldn't be myM.o.I wouldn't have to go eenie meenie minie moCatch a homo by his toe, man I don't know no moreAm I the only *****in one who's normal any more?[Hailie:]Dad[Chorus][Verse #3:]My songs can make you cry, take you by surpriseAnd at the same time, make you dry your eyes with the same rhymeSee what you're seeing is a genius at workWhich to me isn't work, so it's easy to misinterpret it at first,Cuz when I speak, it's tongue in cheekI'd yank my *****in teeth before I'd ever bite my tongueI'd slice my gums, get struck by *****in' lightning twice at onceAnd die and come back as vanilla ice's sonAnd walk around the rest of my life spit onAnd kicked and hit with shit, every time I sungLike R Kelly as soon as "bump n' grind" comes onMore pain inside of my brain, than the eyes of a little girl inside of aPlaneAimed at the World Trade, standin' on Ronnie's grave,Screaming at the sky, till clouds gather as Clyde Mathers and Bonnie JadeAnd that's pretty much the gist of it, Parents are pissed, but the kids loveItNine millimeter, heater stashed, in two-seaters with meat cleaversI don't blame you, I wouldn't let hailie listen to me neither[Chorus][Outro:][Eminem:]Crazy[Hailie:]Ha haYou're funny daddy!
