Bedlam Bards - Crayfish Lyrics
Fisherman, fisherman, 'fore you put to sea.Do have a crayfish, that you would sell to me,By the wayside, Aye - Diddily - Di - Do.Yes sir, yes sir, now that indeed I do,I've got a little crayfish I'd gladly to sell to you,By the wayside, Aye - Diddily - Di - Do.So I took him home and I thought he'd like to swimSo I filled up the chamber pot, and I threw the bugger in,By the wayside, Aye - Diddily - Di - Do.In the middle of the night, sure I thought I'd have a fit,When my dear wife got up for to ( wash her face ),By the wayside, Aye - Diddily - Di - Do.Oh husband, oh husband, she cried out to me,The devil's in the chamber pot, and he's got hold of me,By the wayside, Aye - Diddily - Di - Do.Children, children, grab the looking glass,come and see the crayfish that's bit your mother's ( face ),By the wayside, Aye - Diddily - Di - Do.Children, children, now did you hear the grunt,Come and see the crayfish that bit your mother's ( nose ),By the wayside, Aye - Diddily - Di - Do.Children, children, let me tell you what,Come and see the crayfish that bit your mother's ( ear ),By the wayside, Aye - Diddily - Di - Do.Well, that's all there is, and there isn't any more,I've an apple in me pocket, and you can have the core,By the wayside, Aye - Diddily - Di - Do.
