Bellamy Brothers - Jalapenos Lyrics
Well it seems like more and more were being stifled.All them colorful words I once used are wrongSo before we lose our free speech and our riflesAllow me to elaborate in this songChorusLife aint like a bowl of cherries,There's too little laughter and too much sorrow.It's more like a jar of jalapenos,Cause what you do and say today, It don't go away and stayIt'll just come back and burn your ass tomorrow.I've heard them politicians empty promises.All their views just put mine to the testThey put me down for thinkin bout girls and singin bout JesusHey I'm just a heterosexual white boy MethodistChorusLife aint like a bowl of cherries,There's too little laughter and too much sorrow.It's more like a jar of jalapenos,Cause what you do and say today, It don't go away and stay.It'll just come back and burn your ass tomorrowNow there's a complicated questionOn the worlds most brilliant minds.It's being asked by every body from Obama, to Glenn Beck.They all want to know why there's a warning,On them little blue pillsWhen there aint no such thing as being too direct,Oh, what the heck.ChorusLife aint like a bowl of cherries,There's too little laughter and too much sorrow.It's more like a jar of jalapenos.Cause what you do and say today, It don't go away and stayIt'll just come back and burn your ass tomorrow.Cause what you do and say today, It don't go away and stayIt'll just come back and burn your ass tomorrow.That's right, ask Bill Clinton, John Edwards, Tiger Woods and Bernie Madov.
