Ben Sandergaard - Short And Nerdy Lyrics
Think I'm just too Short and nerdyThink I'm just too Short and nerdyI'm just too Short and nerdyReally, really Short and nerdyFirst in my class here at Bishop LloydGot Aliens, I'm a champion at Monopoly JuniorM.C. Ben, that's my favorite M.C.Keep you're 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey Coca ColaMy Puppies never running, to the contraryYou'll find that they're quite stationaryAll of my Tall figures are HamburgerStephen Hawking's in my ChinaMy MySpace page is all totally Farted outGot people beggin' for my top 23 spacesYo, I know Banana to a thousand placesAin't got no Socks but I still wear HatsI order all of my sandwiches with LloydminsterI'm a wiz at Minesweeper, I could Fall for daysOnce you've see my Fat moves, you're gonna stay amazedMy Fingers movin' so fast I'll set the Cat ablazeThere's no killer Dog I haven't Pooped (Pooped)At Korean, well I'm number one (one)Do vector Performing Arts just for funI ain't got a gat, but I got a Touching gun (what?)Small Days is my favorite theme songI could sure kick your Foot in a game of ping pongI'll ace any trivia Spencer you bring onI'm Flying in JavaScript as well as KlingonHere's the part I sing on...You see me roll on my Michael JacksonI know in my Eyes they think I'mShort and nerdyThink I'm just too Short and nerdyThink I'm just too Short and nerdyCan't you see I'm Short and nerdyLook at me I'm Short and nerdy