Bob & Tom - He Said She Said Lyrics
(Ah Hahahahaha)She said, " You look handsome today dear."He heard, " I just bought something really expensive."(Crew laughs)He said, " Are you having an affair!?"She heard, " Cuz I am, and it's great!"(Crew laughs)She said, " Do I look fat in these pants?"He heard, " Do you ever want to have sex again?"(Crew laughs histerically)He said, " You look great in those pants!"She heard, " I am totally trained!"(Crew laughs)She said, " It was fun visiting your mother."He heard, " You owe me big time!!"(Crew laughs)He said, " I bought you something from Victoria Secret."(man laughs in background)She heard, " And could you wear this bag over your head too?"(Crew laughs histerically)She said, " Was it good for you!?"He heard, " Cuz I hope someone had fun!"(Crew laughs)She said, " We need to talk."He heard, " You need a lawer!"(Crew laughs histerically)He said, " Would you mind squeezing the toothpaste from the bottom?"She heard, " Do you mind living with an*****retentive-narotic?"(Crew laughs histerically)She said, " You were snoring again last night."He heard, " Do you have to BREATHE!?!?"(Crew laughs, one man laughs longer than crew)He said, " I'm thinking about buying a motercycle."She heard, " I'm in the mood for a BIG fight."(Crew laughs)She said, " Would you go clothes shopping with me?"He heard, " Can I pull your fingernails out with PLIERS!!"(Crew loses it with laughter)He said, " I thought our waitress was very nice."(man laughs once)She heard, " I'll be thinking about her during sex!"(Crew laughs)She said, " This commercial is so beautiful..."He heard, " I'm getting my period!"(Crew laughs, woman in crew laughs loudest)He said, " Lets try something new tonight.?"She heard, " Lets see if you're double jointed!!"(Crew laughs)She said, " Do you mind not watching football!?"He heard, " Do you mind if i chop off your BALLS!?!?"(Crew laughs histerically)