Boyinaband - Town Of Salem Lyrics
Gather 'round and settle downFor a story will unveilAnd stay me thinksWith Dave and MinxAs we tell you a haunting taleWelcome-come to our wonderful townWelcome-come we are humble and proudIt's the happiest placeWith a circular space!Where we all come together and singLa, la, la, laWe be living in our pilgrim hatsWith our buildings thatched roofsYou can chill, relaxCause nothing bad ever happens in this townNothing bad ever happens in this townBut when the town goes to sleepYou can hear the sound of something deviousOf something quite mysteriousLurking in the darkDo you have the knife?Yeah man tonightSomeone's gonna be mad in the afterlifeGotta be the cleanest dirt-nap the mafia class can bringAnd they won't suspect a thingHelp help! The sheriff is dead!Either that or he's really sleepy and redWell I was on the lookout and I saw those guysSneak into his house at night!Lynch them all on sight!We're innocent?All in favour of death say aye!We'll sleep soundly tonightCause nothing bad ever happens in this townNothing bad ever happens in this townBut when the town goes to sleepYou can hear the sound of something deviousOf something quite mysteriousLurking in the darkBut not for long I'll add fuel to the fireBy turning the town into a funeral pyre!I got a burning ambitionAdd the last of this gas on the thatchWith this match says it's time for ignition!Help help! The lookout's house is in cindersI told that guy to stop using Tinder!I'll investigate...Hey, I can smell an arsonist's gas!Pardon me?What? Ew, not thatI mean you set the fire!Hang her immediately!All say aye, AYE!Bye bye! Now we can be freeCause nothing bad ever happens in this townNothing bad ever happens in this townBut when the town goes to sleepYou can hear the sound of something deviousOf something quite mysteriousLurking in the darkIt's dead frosty out cause I'm a serial killerOne stab and no investigator left to turn me in andIt's on the the next house to attackAAAH!Gotcha, you stepped right into my veteran *****y trapI saved the town. I saved the town!Wait, is anybody else around?Me, I'm a medium, and it's just usWhat a painful lonely existenceCan you ask how the afterlife is?Uh-huh, the whole town is there reunitedAnd every single one of them is saying it's great thereHmm, then it's time for some euthanasia
