Butt Trumpet - Primitive Enema Lyrics
La la, primitive enemaLa la, primitive enemaI've been sitting on the pot all *****ing dayI've read all my magazines-twice!I gotta get on with my *****ing lifeThere's one thing left that I haven't triedCHORUSI need a primitive enemaNo, I need a primitive enemaNo, I need a primitive enemaLa la, primitive enemaI gladly spent the forty bucksI spend more than that to spurt my nuts-love!You wouldn't understand the joy I feltWhen they finally yanked the butt plug outCHORUSPeople say that I'm full of shitThey don't know the half of it-no!You might think that I'm sick and wrongBut try it and you'll know where I'm coming fromCHORUSDesperate people do desperate thingsYou don't know the joy it bringsDesperate people do desperate thingsYou don't know the joy it bringsCHORUS--------------------------------------------------------------------------