Caffeine - Minimum Wage Lyrics
Well I had a little trouble with my timetableSo I went on down to see my guidance counsellorHe told me that, I'd never make a dime, If I didn't wise up and make up my mind"Now sit down son, and let me tell you a tale, about a boy who was smart, but he had tofail, Well he got good grades, and he got into pot, now he's always high and his gradesare not"He said to me, "Son, whatcha' gonna be?"I said, "I'm gonna be a rock star, wait and see"He said, "Now, son, You're going nowhere fast"So I looked him in the face and said "KISS MY ASS!"You're gonna make minimum wage and you aint gonna go to collegeYou're gonna make minimum wage and you aint gonna go to collegeHe said "Now boy, tell me seriously"I said "Something in radio, maybe even TV"He looked at me like I was something to see, and said "You'd be better off workingat KFC"I said "I don't like the chicken, and I don't like you"He said "Now, son, tell me something new...I've seen a thousand kids, and they're all the same, they like rock music and they dreamof fame, they wanna play their music, and play it loud, well I'll tell ya now, get yourhead outta the cloud"He said "you look away cuz you know it's true"I said "No matter what, I'm better off than YOU!"You're gonna make minimum wage and you aint gonna go to collegeYou're gonna make minimum wage and you aint gonna go to collegeYou're gonna make minimum wage and you aint gonna go to collegeYou're gonna make minimum wage and you aint gonna go to collegeYou're gonna make minimum wage and you aint gonna go to collegeYou're gonna make minimum wage and you aint gonna go to collegeYou're gonna make minimum wage and you aint gonna go to collegeYou're gonna make minimum wage and you're gonna work at McDonalds!
