Callie Moore - Seven Steps Lyrics
I am a marketing majorStep out of my way you couldn’t possibly have something important to sayThat surpasses the laws of relativity relative to meAlways having my wayBecause I fight for corporate AmericaAnd nothing compares to what I’ve done for myselfI’m like an iconAnd if you’d like to see my resumeTake a number and wait all dayCause I can give you seven steps to have a better lifeIf you buy my book for nineteen ninety fiveI found them a medical formulaThere’s no other waySo buy one todayI’ll save your miserable lifeI am a sales representativeI have a degreeA small university doesn’t compare to my qualificationsMy communication skills I’m the best at making phony dealsI am the CEO look at meI’ve got a pie chart and you represent the smallest partI know supply and demand like the back of my handAnd I answer to no one because I’m the manI’m the pop star, politicianI’m the shareholderI’m a disease on a mission to ruin all of mankindI am ambition turned to prideI’m a consultant for motivation’s darker sideI worked at the fast food drive throughI’m the garbage man and a milkman tooI babysit your spoiled whiney bratsI knit designer hats at a factory in ChinaI am a janitorMy hands are dirty all day I work for minimum wageAnd if I wore a miniskirt I’d get much bigger tips than thisAnd this is my iron fistNow I can give you seven steps to get me off of this strikeAs much as you’d like to think you own meI make the rules, I call the shotsI’m now the boss,I have authority to give you seven steps to be honest and realBecause I honestly feel that I am qualifiedI know you underestimate my visionBut I can see right through your miserable lies.Your miserable liesYeah, I can see right through your miserableLies
