Cephalic Carnage - Redundan(Bonus Track) Lyrics
Today I'll start a zine, my views will change the sceneEverything that I write, will surely change their mindsFirst I will make them laugh and make them want to readMy reviews are excellent, interviews are in-depthPictures are glossy and a list of showsNow I have to sell some ads, so I can make some cashProduction run is now complete, first issue is outNow I will spread the word, to gain praise of the hard work I have doneCopies are moving fast, issue one is sold outPromos are piling in, labels want to advertiseGo to shows to promoteEveryday life is getting better, with a shot of beerHanging out with the bands I love to hearOn the phone with label reps, boy this life is the bestWorking harder, more hours everydayMagazine is improving in every wayPunctuation is now complete, vocabulary expandedThey love the new meA few years go by, and still I writeThis magazine consumes my lifeAlways looking for the next big thingThe scene kind of suckLife is all the sameBut still I try to satisfy the readers who subscribeEvery hour dissipates from meMy computer keeps freezing upDeadlines suck, contributors take foreverAnother metal fest, there's never anywhere to sitDealing with accountants about bounced checksOr being bribed for a good reviewIf I speak my mind you won't like what I've got to saySame old job, same old house, my life is redundant