Charlie Robison - Sunset Boulevard Lyrics
Well, I wish I had my picture on the Rolling stone todayI wish that the Enquirer spread a rumor that I was gayI wish I had some buddies, some movie stars and suchCause I probably wouldn't worry about the two of us as muchAnd I'd spend all my money on caviar and cocaineAnd I would not remember how you broke my heart todayYou know I, I wish I had a super model so skinny and so wildAnd a waitress in Nevada, she says she's carrying my childI'd drive down Sunset Boulevard, my hair blowin' in the windI'd stop at fancy restaurants and they'd finally let me inAnd I'd spend all my money on caviar and cocaineAnd I would not remember how you broke my heart todayYeah, I wish I had my picture with the Rolling Stones todayAnd I wish the enquirer would spread a rumor that I was gayI wish I knew a movie star, someone like Charlie Sheen'Cause if he'd hang out withKato KaelinWell I guess he'd hang out with meAnd I'd spend all my money on caviar and rogaineAnd I would not remember how you broke my heart today