Chris Parnell & Maya Rudolph - I Love You Lullaby Lyrics
The first time that I held you in the hospital I saidI love you, I love youYou look like Winston Churchill dipped in putty, but I saidI love you, I love youNow you're living in our house and all you seem to doIs sleep and eat and burp and cry and drool and pee and pooWhich would really make me mad if it were anyone but youBut I love you, I love youThere's urine on your onesie and there's spit-up on your bibBut I love you, I love youSome unknown viscous substance cakes the mattress in your cribBut I love you, I love youThe solids and the liquids and the gases you let looseAre what some massive chemical explosion might produceYou do it all the time and never offer an excuseBut I love you, I love youYou bother random strangers with your incoherent cries (incoherent cries)You shake your mother's nipples till they're raw (so raw)You lay there doing absolutely nothing and I'm in aweClose your eyes and sleep my child until the morning lightI love you, I love youThat's a joke, I know you'll wake me three more times tonightBut I love you, I love youAnd as I lean above you with my pinky in your handSinging words you couldn't possibly begin to understandThe two things I'll be thinking are that I'm existed andI love you, I love youI love you, I love you
