Chris Webby - Crazy Ass ***** Lyrics
[Verse 1:]I couldn't stop staring when I saw her at the barWalked over and introduced, she said "I know who you are"She said she liked the rapper type, no matter if their black or whiteAnd I'm like hmm, it looks like I'm gettin' ass tonightSpit some I'll game then it was back to the houseBent her over then I hit it from the back on the couchBanged out for two hours then she slipped me her digitsCalled that ***** the next day cause I still hadda hit itThen the night after that, then the night after thatTo the point I'm thinking I might wife it in factWe decided to go out, it started going wellThe sex was straight I'll, plus she was sexy as hellBut she was obsessive as *****, straight up nutsStarted looking through my facebook texts and stuffComin' at me like "Who's Amy" "Nobody your my baby"But little did she know that I'd been bangin' Amy lately[Background Chorus: Jason Mraz Sample]She's mostly a ghost the way she watches over meShe's controlling my brain activity knowing when I go [x2][Chorus: Chris Webby]Oh yea... that text, that text message was nothin' babyAmy's uhh... Amy's my study partner in classWe, we do like lab's and shit together, I swear to God yoYea don't worry about it, you my baby(Under breath) Stupid ass mother *****in' *****Can't stand this *****![Verse 2:]We still stayed together cause the sex was unbeatableBut she was straight obsessive to the point it's unbelievableI still hit Amy on the side with stealthComin' home to "If you left me, I'd kill myselfFor real, I love you baby, we'll always be togetherWe'll get married have kids and love each other for ever"And I'm like, uhhh, shit she's a nuts *****A psycho, one I never should have *****ed withThe next day I come home and she's sitting all aloneBalling her eyes out and looking through my damn phone"So who the *****'s Amy, I just read this text""Last night was amazing, "" oh what'd you have sex? ""Baby she's my study partner yo, don't you remember? ""In what *****ing class you said that shit last semester! ""You know what ***** this, grab all your shitAnd get the ***** out of my house, crazy ass *****! "[Chorus: Chris Webby]Yea that's right get the ***** out of here.Crazy mother *****in' *****.Grab your shoes.Yea grab those stank ass underwear from out of my room tooI ain't even playin' with you *****, get the ***** out.All in my shit yo, what the ***** is wrong with you, get the ***** out.Damn![Verse 3:]We broke up, but I still can't get rid of this femaleShe called, sent texts, shit she even left emailsJust tryna get her out of my life, she's really scaring me(Phone ring) "Hi baby" "***** go seek therapy! " (Hang up)So one night me and Amy come back to the cribFlip the lights on, and there she isHolding a pistol and I'm like "Where the *****'d you get a gun! ""What I never told you? My dad has oneOh what, so I finally get to meet this little whore? "(Bang, Bang) And Amy dropped to the floor"You been *****ing her the whole time and called me baby! ""I can see why your angry but you ain't have to shoot Amy! "Now my mind's racing as I thought of the words"Just give me the gun babe, we'll go back to the way we were""You promise? " "I promise, I love you yoJust give me the gun please, yea, nice and slow"[Chorus:]Yea there you go, just give me... there you go.Pull a *****ing gun on me! Are you out of your *****ing mind!You *****ing psycho *****, you have crossed the mother *****in' line.Nah, nah ya know what, *****!(Gun ***** and fire)Oh shit...
