Chris Webby - I Love College (Remix) Lyrics
(I ain't goin' out like a sucka, no way)(Webby)Hah, it's Chris Webby, yeahAsher Roth ain't the only college boy on this rappin' shitAnd I love college too, shit, ha[Chorus:]That party last night was awful nuts bro, wish I rememberedBut I took a Xanny and shots of SoCo so it's whateverRoll my blunts and pop my E, now chug that 40 just like mePass out at 6, wake up at 3, then do it again tonight drinks on meMan, I love college[Verse 1:]I love college even more than AsherDifferent chick every other night, come home plastered (Ha!)Somehow pass class and twist blunts afterI'm Hofstra's top dog and home-court rapper (Yessss)Fitted pointed backwards, spittin' that fire (Fire)The shit on campus *****, ask Van Wilder (Wilder)Don't need a reminder to party every day (Nah)'Cause I'm an alcoholic I'll remember anywayI've been drunk since 12, mother***** a drinkin' ageWalk into the liquor store pull my wallet out to pay (like, what?)Clerk tellin' me I'm not who I say I beEven though it says I'm Spanish on my fake ID, gee.[Chorus][Verse 2:]They say drugs make you dumb but I don't think they doLast semester, I pulled a *****in' 3.2 (what, *****)When I wake up's the only time I'm sober enoughTo do homework unless I'm hung over as *****But still there ain't a teacher that can hold me (Nah)Go to class blunted lookin somethin' like SpicoliOr I'll just pull a Ferris Bueller skip the whole dayI'm just here for the partyin' I hope that's okay (Okay)But there's no way I'll stop because this sophomore's a monstaEven though I'll end up doin' six years at HofstraSit back, sippin' on my beer with the micKnowing these are gonna be the best years of my life, right?[Chorus][Verse 3:]I'm a flip cup phenomenon, beer pong pro (whoa)Hit all ten in a row with my *****in' eyes closedA little bend of the knees and a flick of the wristHave you chuggin' every second while I'm sippin' my shitDutch Master always full of some ridiculous piff (hitttttt)That got me twisted like a licorice stick, listen to this (coughhhh)My time is never wasted, cause I'm always wastedI *****in' love college, that's all I can say kid (Yup)[Chorus]Man, I love collegeKeg parties, sorority *****es, all my homies,Why the ***** would I ever leave, man? I love collegeThis where I'm a be atThey're gonna have to drag my ass the ***** out of here, manIt's Chris WebbyHolla.
