Chris Webby - Runaround Web Lyrics
Here's my story, it's sad but true.Yeah right.Yeah! You see I love women.But I can't pick just one,And likeI'm sure I'll settle down one day.But I'm young, right?I'm just trying to have a good time.Living in the moment and what not.You could call me a dog,But everybody else calls me Chris Webby.Haha, naw mean?Yeah, yeah.It's seems like every weekI get some girlie's numberIn my phoneBring her homeMake her screamMake her yellMake her moan.I'm a dogAlways looking for somewhere to put a bone.On my Entourage shit*****es looking like Sloane.I'm an animal,Off the chain,I had to cut loose.And judging on how you're dressed,You're tryin to ***** boo.You'll never hear me uttering about I love you,I just really want to see them pantiesDropping to your Ugg boots.It ain't my fault,Your girlfriend sweats me.She'll be getting back to you,Right after she's left me.And I ain't putting rose petals on your beadsheats.Romance ain't my thing,You should've known that when you met me.Am what I am,And I'll be it to my death.Got a thing for brunettes,With tats,And big breasts.So if you at the playDon't worry,You'z on deck.Hate the game,Not the player, Ma.And then she make me say...Whoa oh [repeated]You see my life's good,Where it ought to be.All I gotta do is spit gameAnd slaughter beats.And I know you'll probably tell your whole sorority,Just don't expect my phone to answerWhen you're calling me.I'm a son of a gun,Check my paternity test.Always chugging on a 40,And burning the best.Unzippering your jeansWhile you kiss on my neck.Oh you're a good girl?Psh, then it's on to the next.I like a bad chick,Just give her the chance.While I'm trying to figure outHow you fit in those pants.'Cause I'm partial to any exotic bittieLooking like Mila Kunis in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.On the road every nightIt's unique.So you right across the partyAnd I like what I see.Oh you're daddy's little girl?Well tonight you a freak.She grab my handAnd brought me right upstairsAnd then she make me say...Whoa oh [repeated](Like we always do)Now everybody now!Whoa oh [repeated]
