Chris Webby - TMNR (Intro) Lyrics
Yup, I'm backRound two mutha*****aChris WebbyYo it's the teenage mutant ninja rapper you don't wanna' start broThe combination of Donatello and LeonardoMichelangelo and Raph rolled into oneWith the knowledge of Master Splinter so Shredder is done (Finish him)Coppin' pizza by the boxI'm the creature on the block, no beatin' what I got (nah)And I'm heatin' up the spotThe way I rip it on the mic even Jesus gotta watch (ha)Reachin' to the top, battlin' the villainsAnd a court case 'cause they tryna' send me to prisonI'm the illest white dude that ya never heard (what)I'm the shit, for lack of a better word (uh)I'm a dog like a boxer or a pug'Bout to make a splash in the game, got water in the tubAnd I thought you were a thugBut then they scared to battle me 'cause I could squash 'em like a bug (ha)Mixin' 5-hour energy with HennessyMind's so *****ed up I can't even remember me (uhh)Spit it dope with rhyme, homie I am so definedRollin' up more joints than a cobra spineI am the master of the metaphorsRip it from Connecticut, Australia to EquadorSettle scores easy, I do not tryI just put one in the air like carbon dioxide (yeah word)I'm Popeye after digestin' a can of spinachI'm handlin' business, say more in a sec than you can in a minute (damn)Animalistic, you cannot attack thisOne punch make 'em backflip the ***** off the atlasI'm a Tempur-Pedic mattress I'll leave an impressionDanny Glover with the lethalest weapon (bang, bang)Come back and I gots'ta get itJoints rolled so big you think a Rasta did itSippin' on some Jell-O shots with some vodka in itKnown for notoriety, I'm Big Papa with it (oh)So now listen up to ya boyRoll one up, kick ya feet up, sit back and enjoy, uh
