Chris Webby - Trust Me Lyrics
[Verse 1:]I'm a punch line professional, far from conventionalAlways make a point like what comes right before a decimalI never ate my vegetables, skipped outta pre schoolSpit molten lava, ain't a second I could be coolI'm nasty, so come right at meI am, fresh to death shit I'm great like GatsbyMy voice stays raspy but ladies like itThey always jock my swagger and tell me that I'm the nicestI'm righteous, so who *****ing with WebsterStay bangin' out tracks in the lab like DexterI'm clever, ever-y day under pressureBow down to king Mathers, but I am his successorAn MC like Escher, fresh, flyer than feathersRollin' up the trees and light up like a projectorI'm better, ***** trust meI'm Super Mario with a star cause' y'all can't touch me[Chorus:]You could never be the man that I beNever go to war with a dude like meYou'd be barking up the wrong treeTrust meYou could never do that things that I doYou could never spit the words that I spewYou could never stand to walk in my shoesTrust me[Verse 2:]You'd be barking up the wrong tree, barking at the wrong dogPower walking around you mother *****ers in full jogI go hard, shit I'm oh so sickI'm loco *****, eat rappers like Coco CrispAnd get it jumping like a pogo stick, nobody next to thisI been rapping since Sonic was running on Sega GenesisSo I'll throw Knuckles like his nemesis, now who could step to thisI'm so fly I got a leg up on PegasusPut together sentences, verses to the chorus'On the underground like bones of Stegosaurus'My kicks harder than Chuck Norris'One roundhouse will knock you all the way to places that your foreign withI'm rolling with at least 3 Ninjas, call me ColtBut *****es call me the carpenter, I screw nut and boltI won't just give up, and don't just back downAnd don't give two *****s, you know all that now[Chorus][Verse 3:]I'm a mother *****ing ani-mal, scrodem full of cannonballsPlaying drinking games till I hardly even stand at allI bite *****es like Trueblood this dude's roughBrain screwed up, from too much drugsI never grew upDrinking till I threw up, throw up, vomitBarf on the game you *****es don't really want itSorry homeboy but do not interrupt meI'm better at rapping than you, ***** just trust me[Chorus]