Chris Webby - Webby's World Lyrics
Ladies and gentlemen,Boys and girls,Get your boarding passes ready.I'm about to take you to a placeYou ain't ever been before.Where insanity is the normAnd you can party all damn day.Follow me!(Ha ha...)Step into my world.[Chorus:]Come, come with me.I got anything you need.Just follow my lead,You'll leave earlyBut you see...It's insanity.So just step into my world.I'd like to welcome you to Webby's world.Come, follow my steps.No, you won't be readyFor whatever's coming up next.We got music, drugs, and sex.Come join on my quest,So just step in on my world,I'd like to welcome you to Webby's world.Come and drift in spaceBring you to a different place,Where it is crazy,Everybody here got explicit taste.Every girl is beautiful,And I could ***** all of them.'Cause it's Webby's World,What else are they gonna call it son?No one's locked up'Cause everybody's good people.No one stops the partying'Cause every drug is legal.Ha! We puff bluntsFatter than a sumo.Till we gettin' liftedLike the roofHigher than Pluto.'Cause Webby's World is deep withinThe parallel dimensions.So follow meIf you begin to lose your sense of direction.Webby's World is hard to findUnless you know the addressAnd only I know itSo forget searching on MapQuest.This is madness,I need my perscriptionsBefore I start flippin',A Vicodin should fix him.You could try to understand what I envision,But ain't nobody enter into the mind of Christian.[Chorus:]Come, come with me.I got anything you need.Just follow my lead,You'll leave earlyBut you see...It's insanity.So just step into my world.I'd like to welcome you to Webby's world.Come, follow my steps.No, you won't be readyFor whatever's coming up next.We got music, drugs, and sex.Come join on my quest,So just step in on my world,I'd like to welcome you to Webby's world.I live in the future,So you are history.I'm so originalThat nobody could mimic me.Don't front to backKill it with my symmetry.Like a drunk driver,I stay hittin' trees.Touch downOn the surface of my planet,Disabled tractor beamsCruisin' steady as I land it.A martian like Weezy,Homie I'm just tellin' facts.We're both hunted byThe mother *****in' Men in Black.So come adventureWith the Mutant Ninja Rapper.Outdo Shredder,'Cause I learned it from my master.Splinter taught me how to kill itWith all of my adverbs.Now my word playIs enough to knock you backwards.Pop a pillAnd step into reality,Start seein' like me,***** gravity.Follow me,I hope you're ready girl.I'm a bring you up to Webby's World.[Chorus]Come, come with me.I got anything you need.Just follow my lead,You'll leave earlyBut you see...It's insanity.So just step into my world.I'd like to welcome you to Webby's world.Come, follow my steps.No, you won't be readyFor whatever's coming up next.We got music, drugs, and sex.Come join on my quest,So just step in on my world,I'd like to welcome you to Webby's world.Once you step into my worldYou never leave.Now jump into the world of make believe.Tricks up my sleeve,Now get lifted,To a place where reality is twisted.Nothing's what it seems,And everything is opposite.I will take the lead,And baby you should follow it.'Cause where I'm going,You need to come.Time to blast off now,3, 2, 1.Like...[Chorus:]Come, come with me.I got anything you need.Just follow my lead,You'll leave earlyBut you see...It's insanity.So just step into my world.I'd like to welcome you to Webby's world.Come, follow my steps.No, you won't be readyFor whatever's coming up next.We got music, drugs, and sex.Come join on my quest,So just step in on my world,I'd like to welcome you to Webby's world.(Yep... yep...)
