Chris Webby - Webster's Laboratory Lyrics
[Intro]Welcome, welcome! I'd like to welcome you all to Webster's LaboratoryI'll be your host for the eveningChris Webby if you didn't already knowStep right in, let me show you around real quickLet's cook some shit up(Cough)Yeah! [Verse 1]It's that verbal visionary, criminally literarySpit it clever, ***** it's WebsterYou could check me on the dictionary under author creditsI'm the author, get it?Mind sharper than a cutless that I'll saw your head withSo authentic Donald Trump is my apprenticeShaved his *****ing combover off his head and made my exitThey can't see me, cause me see dyslexicCooking acid tablets on my omelet during breakfastThree moves in Tetris? Nah but I got a triple stackI'm talking E. pills until I can't remember jack, shitRolling with aliens like Men In BlackRepping for Connecticut, run and tell Kemba thatI'm a dirty dog down to ***** your lady rawRoll a J of Sour D, get twisted like a crazy strawI'm a mother*****ing beast off the leashUntil the obituary say that Webby is deceasedKiller beats, call a priest, they can't censor meCause if they try, the whole *****ing song will be a bleepI'm a chief like Squanto, skin tone blancoRolling on these *****es with better stash than RondoRolling up cilantro, rolling in a BroncoRunning people over like it's grand theft autoCT to Cabo, I'm killing them with hot flowGetting paid and spending more money than the lotto, easy[Interlude]So you see, here in Webby's labI'm gonna be hitting you with a lot of samplesSome industry beatsAll cooked together with a nice topping of Dope lyricsOh yeah and it's free, courtesy of DatpiffAnd myself of courseThe album is coming soon, so buy thatBut until then, enjoy[Verse 2]Yeah! It's that wacky underrated rapping caucasianI'm not in it for the fame and the money, but shit I'll take emI've been waiting here patiently while others got bigNow I'm like "Pick me coach, I'll slaughter these kids!"I'm so hungry you can hear my *****ing stomach through my ribsCalling dibs on a title, let me show them what it isI'm wrecking tracks, doing shows, and getting cash, huhI'm triple x, way too big for any freshman classIt's in my repertoire, every single bar is hardSpitting fire like I'm the human version of CharizardA Super Smash Brother make that money stack brotherStick my dick in instrumentals 'til I'm on my last rubberMother*****er, what? Long as I can bust a nutAll over a track and then I'm bouncing with a couple slutsNot to be derogatory, but you need to drop a shortyTake them panties off, I'm in that ass like a suppositoryPop a '40 and chug until I'm puking all over the rugNever sober, rolling the budMaster with the multi-syllable rapsNo one's iller in fact, with a precision Reggie Miller would back, huhI'm just a Looney Toon, way more rude than youAnd if you don't like what I'm doing, sue me dudeI haven't ever and I'll never give an f-wordCooking shit up in the lab like Dexter[Outro]So boys and girls6 mixtapes deep and I still haven't lost my touch as you can seeYou know, I just really want to say thank youTo everyone who has supported me thus farI feel like it's really time to take this shit overNinja Swag, *****es! So again, welcome to Webster's LaboratoryAnd have a lovely *****ing day[Intro]Welcome, welcome! I'd like to welcome you all to Webster's LaboratoryI'll be your host for the eveningChris Webby if you didn't already knowStep right in, let me show you around real quickLet's cook some shit up(Cough)Yeah! [Verse 1]It's that verbal visionary, criminally literarySpit it clever, ***** it's WebsterYou could check me on the dictionary under author creditsI'm the author, get it?Mind sharper than a cutless that I'll saw your head withSo authentic Donald Trump is my apprenticeShaved his *****ing combover off his head and made my exitThey can't see me, cause me see dyslexicCooking acid tablets on my omelet during breakfastThree moves in Tetris? Nah but I got a triple stackI'm talking E. pills until I can't remember jack, shitRolling with aliens like Men In BlackRepping for Connecticut, run and tell Kemba thatI'm a dirty dog down to ***** your lady rawRoll a J of Sour D, get twisted like a crazy strawI'm a mother*****ing beast off the leashUntil the obituary say that Webby is deceasedKiller beats, call a priest, they can't censor meCause if they try, the whole *****ing song will be a bleepI'm a chief like Squanto, skin tone blancoRolling on these *****es with better stash than RondoRolling up cilantro, rolling in a BroncoRunning people over like it's grand theft autoCT to Cabo, I'm killing them with hot flowGetting paid and spending more money than the lotto, easy[Interlude]So you see, here in Webby's labI'm gonna be hitting you with a lot of samplesSome industry beatsAll cooked together with a nice topping of Dope lyricsOh yeah and it's free, courtesy of DatpiffAnd myself of courseThe album is coming soon, so buy thatBut until then, enjoy[Verse 2]Yeah! It's that wacky underrated rapping caucasianI'm not in it for the fame and the money, but shit I'll take emI've been waiting here patiently while others got bigNow I'm like "Pick me coach, I'll slaughter these kids!"I'm so hungry you can hear my *****ing stomach through my ribsCalling dibs on a title, let me show them what it isI'm wrecking tracks, doing shows, and getting cash, huhI'm triple x, way too big for any freshman classIt's in my repertoire, every single bar is hardSpitting fire like I'm the human version of CharizardA Super Smash Brother make that money stack brotherStick my dick in instrumentals 'til I'm on my last rubberMother*****er, what? Long as I can bust a nutAll over a track and then I'm bouncing with a couple slutsNot to be derogatory, but you need to drop a shortyTake them panties off, I'm in that ass like a suppositoryPop a '40 and chug until I'm puking all over the rugNever sober, rolling the budMaster with the multi-syllable rapsNo one's iller in fact, with a precision Reggie Miller would back, huhI'm just a Looney Toon, way more rude than youAnd if you don't like what I'm doing, sue me dudeI haven't ever and I'll never give an f-wordCooking shit up in the lab like Dexter[Outro]So boys and girls6 mixtapes deep and I still haven't lost my touch as you can seeYou know, I just really want to say thank youTo everyone who has supported me thus farI feel like it's really time to take this shit overNinja Swag, *****es! So again, welcome to Webster's LaboratoryAnd have a lovely *****ing day
