Christine Lavin - You Think You've Got Problems Lyrics
I'd like to tell you a storyAbout what it's like to be a walking hypochondriac in the 1990'sOh but I can't 'cause... I'm not feeling goodI think I'm coming down with something,something serious.And I'd like to tell you a storyAbout what it's like to be the pessimistic voice in the crowd everywhere I goOh but I can't 'cause... what difference whould it make?everything would still be as terrible as it is right now,so why go on living?I'd like to tell you a storyAbout how I've alienated everybody I've ever met in my whole entire life.Nah, but I can't 'cause... 'Cuz you're so stupidyou probably don't even know what a big word like "alineate" even means!Life is hardLife is roughLife is cruelLife is toughOh, like a dog stuck in a treeI've been abandoned by humanityAnd I'd like to tell you a storyabout how hard it is for me to concentrate.I'm so easily distracted everytime I try to do my workNahh, but I can't tell you about that 'cause.... Ooh! when did I break that nail?Damn, I hate when that happens.And I'd like to tell you a storyAbout how I can't ever seem to make a decision these daysI've become so undecided about everything.Nah but I can't cause...Oh yes I can!No I can't...Yes, I can...No! No No NoAnd I'd like to tell you a storyAbout how it feels to be extremely PMS right nowAh but I can't... 'cause I DON'T FEEL LIKE IT!!Life is hardLife is roughLife is cruelLife is toughOh, like a dog stuck in a treewhoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, woe is me -
