Coolio - Ghetto Cartoon Lyrics
Once upon a time in a land called *****Lived a duck named donald and his mother was a cluckMickey mouse wore a rag, pants in a sagNeighborhood kingpin, but his brother was a fagDonald had beef, so mickey couldnt sleepThey was hootin for a while, and it was gettin kinda deepBugs bunny had the props on the eastside spotsKnown to hit a five from a mile with a shotGoofy was mickey mouse righthand manOne day smoked a stick, and came up with a brandCalled pixie and dixie, two killers from chicagoA game of 5k, to eliminate donaldBut what they didnt know, is donald was a gHad big time respect, from the west to the eastHaps up see, and listen to the funkFirst chapter in the funky cartoon from the ghettoHuey and duey and louie with aShot down mickey mouse made .. minnieEverybody know minnie got shot downAnd the cop on the case was huckleberry houndHuckleberry had a deputy, by the name of dogEye-witness to the crime was kermit the frogBut kermit was scared and he wouldnt testifyPixie and dixie just did a drivebyOn donald duck, but they shot and they missedAnd now bugs bunny is gettin kind of pissedCause the shot that they missed hit his homeboy elmerBugs sellin drugs on the mother*****in cornerThe futures lookin shitty in ***** citySo they called in the feds, beetlejuice and miss piggyShits on the street, no thats how it goesScene two in the funky cartoon from the ghettoNow the war is on and mickey mouse is deadQuick draw mcgraw took two to the headHuey and duey and louie got caughtAnd now they in the county, ready to sell outPixie and dixies on the run from the mobCause they tried to kill donald and they didnt do the jobBugs bunny got popped, in a bar gettin drunkBullet *****ed up beetlejuice, while miss piggy had a pumpDonald got the word that his nephews was snitchinSo tom and jerry stuck em on they way to the kitchenGoofy was a punk and everybody knewHim and huckleberry hound was spotted drinkin brewIn the alley out back, in the corner in the darkBut they both got smoked by jabberjaw the sharkDonald duck got the whole damn city sewed upIn a ghetto cartoon in a land called *****
