Coolio - Ugly *****es Lyrics
A ***** is a ***** and we all knowThat a ho is a ho wit a toe-up slut soIf you're gotta have em, might as well be a fine oneBut it seems that some niggas can't seem to find oneSo they go and get a ***** that's lookin like trixieAnd hekkyl & jekkyl wit some saggy ass tittiesA big fat flagrant hoodrat hookerAnd the nigga got the nerve to pretend she's a hookerSportin that down from your arm like a simpsonTalk about *****es that you wish you was pimpinCome around the homies and you swear that she's playinBut everytime i see her, you're begginGo get you a girl that got somethin goinGet rid of that ***** that's lookin like a dragonNow you wanna fight cos you're baggin on your mrsBut that's what'cha get when you ***** with ugly *****esChorus:When i was young i used to have fun*****in with ugly *****esBut now that i'm grown i leave em aloneCos i went from rags to richesThey say 'beauty is skin deep' but goddamn weeded *****Look like buckwheat mixed with opiToe up, toe up, straight from the floorAnd her bad ass breath is about to make me throw upNiggas started dissin and you blamed it on the ginBut the very next day you was with the ***** againNow your ass is gettin clowned like bozoBut that's what you get for *****in with that ugly hoI don't know what possessed you, niggaStand that hooker in front of a triggerSpendin your time with a big goony-goo-gooTo niggas like you i gotta say "choo choo"Dig a ditch down in desperationSend that monster on a permanent vacationThe girl is chop-top, but you don't listenCos some niggas like *****in with ugly *****esChorus:When i was young i used to have fun*****in with ugly *****esBut now that i'm grown i leave em aloneCos i went from rags to richesInterludeAw shit, there go my nigga pretendin he don't see meTalkin with a ***** that look like a flea gHoldin her hand as he walks thru the plazaI try to play it off but i couldn't hold my laughterThe girl is done so take her ass off the ovenPut her on a boom and send her back to the coventCookin up a plan in a big, black cauldronAnd the dumb ass nigga don't know that he's fallinInto a trap cos now the whore is pregnant9 months later and she's squirted on an insectHe don't wanna claim it, she went and got a testNow he's sendin child support in a big fat chequeMy nigga got depressed and he started drinkin liquorOne night he got drunk, went to her house and killed herRiches to rags and rags to richesBut that's what'cha get when you ***** with ugly *****esChorus:When i was young i used to have fun*****in with ugly *****esIt seems that it's sad for this ***** i hadCame from some ugly *****esWhen i was young i used to have fun*****in with ugly *****esIt seems kinda sad cos this ***** i hadCame from some ugly *****esOutro:So you mean to tell me you *****in with a bald-headed, ol' fat, lumpy,Droopy, crack baby look-a-like, cisco drinkin, loud, ignorant, *****ed-upTeeth, stank hoodrat, won't down, once-a-month bleedin, butthead swap-meet,Afdc, leaned-over tennis shoe, cigarette butt baggin *****? nigga what'sWrong wit you?(that's alright. she take care of a nigga though, that's all i know nigga.That's ok yeah, that's ok nigga)
