Cory Williams - The Mean Kitty Song Lyrics
I got this little kitty about 2 months backHe was the nicest little kitty, now a pain in my crackThis little kitty is a ninja, always stalking my feetThis little kitty is a warrior you know what I meanHe's an evil little kitty look what he did to my handTries to get in trouble in any way that he canI could give this cat a toy, but he'd rather have the wrapperAnd I will always give him water, but he still drinks from the crapperYou could lock him in a closet and he just won't careKitty chews on my shoes and he licks on my hairAlways scratching on my favorite chair and jumping on the couchPlaying in the window sills and tearing through the houseHe's so full of energy and easily amusedKitty will attack anything that movesCausing trouble, starting battles just so he could be a part ofHe's a meanest little kitty so we named him spartaHey little Sparta what is with all the fightLittle bitty kitty wanna bite bite biteHey little Sparta what is with all the fightLittle bitty kitty wanna bite bite biteHey little Sparta what is with all the fightLittle bitty kitty wanna bite bite biteHey little Sparta what is with all the fightLittle bitty kitty wanna biteWhere'd you goAre you stalking me?Are you under the couch, quite possiblyEars laid back so you don't get caughtReady to pounce my leg with everything that you gotI know you're probably watching me from across the roomConcentrating contemplating on attacking me soonYou're not invisible kitty, I'm gonna find you firstCome out come out before I make things worseI've seen where you hide and I know where you've beenHey kitty why don't you give inEven if you try to sneak up on me, I'm preparedCause I've got my safety gear on and I'm not scaredI think I hear a kitty cat under the bedI know your making noises just to mess with my headYou can stalk me all you want, but I'm not your prayCause you always seem to find me first, but not todayHey little Sparta what is with all the fightLittle bitty kitty wanna bite bite biteHey little Sparta what is with all the fightLittle bitty kitty wanna bite bite biteHey little spartan what is with all the fightLittle bitty kitty wanna bite bite biteHey little Sparta what is with all the fightCome on out, I'm gonna get you nowI've got 'em corneredAnd now he's mineHe's not gonna get away this timeI'll snatch him up fast before he can blink and then...Aw man! He's asleep in the sinkWhat is with this cat? I'm confusedHe's got a bed, but it's never been usedIn every waking moment, kitty's out for the fightThen [fart] next minute kitty's out like a lightHow could I let this creature live inside of my homeI gotta keep an eye on him when I'm on the phoneI'm a little afraid to leave this cat all aloneThis kitty may destroy everything that I ownLook at him now, I kinda feel badHe's the best little cat that I've hadAnd the one big thing I forgot to mention, was thatHe wasn't fighting, he just wanted attentionHey little Sparta what is with all the fightLittle bitty kitty wanna bite bite biteHey little Sparta what is with all the fightLittle bitty kitty wanna bite bite biteHey little Sparta what is with all the fightLittle bitty kitty wanna bite bite biteHey little Sparta what is with all the fightShowing love, that's all this kitty doesNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
