Cows - The Pictorial Lyrics
As his sperm dripped from the ragHe felt used-used up-not so goodThe PictorialHe wondered what she'd look like in a bikini, or a nice dressHow she walked--why she'd done this thingThe PictorialHe didn't think he'd like her too much-he wasn't too richShe "liked older men" and "couldn't be tied down"The PictorialShe was plenty hot though, and she gave him a good stiffSo he shoved her under the mattress for laterThe PictorialAnd he was feeling bad about this non-romanceSo he shoved his thing back into his pantsAnd his sperm dripped from the ragThe Pictorial