Creature Feature - A Gorey Demise Lyrics
(Strange voices and music is heard, the voices chattering loudly in the background. Someone clinks a glass and fork together to get the atention of what is assumed to be monsters. All is silent)(Spoken by a man)Alright, everbody sit down, quiet down, listen up. I brought you all here to recite the anual obituaries.Like every year, We'll start with A and we'll end with Z. Alright, Is the band Ready?(Deep, toad like voice) Ready(Man speaks)Alright, Hit it boiles(Toad guy) and a one, and a two (music resumes)A Is For AmberWho Drowned In A PoolB Is For BillyWho Was Eaten By GhoulsC Is For CurtWith Disease Of The BrainD Is For DanielDerailed On A TrainE Is For ErikWho Was Buried AliveF Is For FrankWho Was Stabbed Through The EyeG Is For GregWho Died In The WombH Is For HeatherWho Was Sealed In A TombOne By One, We Bite The DustWe Kick The Bucket And Begin To RustGive Up The Ghost When Your Number's UpWe All Fall DownAshes To Ashes, Bones To PasteYou'll Wither Away In Your Resting PlaceEternity In A Wooden CaseWe All Fall DownI Is For IssacWho Lost His Front BrakesJ Is For JohnnyWho Was Bitten By SnakesK Is For KimmyWho Was Shot In The HeadL Is For LarryWho Bled And BledM Is For MarieWho Burned To A CrispN Is For NickWho Was Pummeled By FistsO Is For OliveWho Lived Life Too FastP Is For PatWho Swallowed Some GlassLaa laa laa laa laa laa laa laa la la la.laa laa laa laa laa laa laa laa la la la. laa laa laa laa laa laa laa laa la la la.(Man speaks) Alright lads, all together nowOne By One, We Bite The DustWe Kick The Bucket And Begin To RustGive Up The Ghost When Your Number's UpWe All Fall DownAshes To Ashes, Bones To PasteYou'll Wither Away In Your Resting PlaceEternity In A Wooden CaseWe All Fall DownQ Is For QuentinWho Took The Wrong TrailR Is For ReynaWho Rotted In JailS Is For SteveWho Was Shot With A BowT Is For ToriWho Froze In The SnowU Is For UrichWho Was Stricken By HoovesV Is for VanessaWho Fell Off A RoofW Is For WillWho Was Hit By A CarX Is For XavierWho Sunk In The TarY Is For YessyWho Fell From A PlaneZ Is For ZackWho Simply WentInsane