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  • 1. MY UNCLE HAD A BEER GUT
  • THAT WEIGHED TWO HUNDRED POUNDS
  • HE USED A WHEELBARROW
  • TO HAUL IT INTO TOWN
  • THEY TREAT HIM LIKE A KING
  • WHEN HE WALKS INTO WOODYS BAR
  • HIS BEER GUT PAYS FOR LIGHTS AND HEAT
  • AND WOODYS BRAND NEW CAR
  • 2. NUDSIE GOT A BEER GUT
  • THAT GETS BIGGER EVERY YEAR
  • SINCE NUDSIE GAVE UP LIFTING WEIGHTS
  • AND STARTING HOISTING BEERS
  • HE WAS LYING ON THE BEACH ONE DAY
  • THE SUN KEPT GETTING HOTTER
  • SOME SAVE THE WHALE FREAKS CAME
  • AND DRAGGED HIM BACK INTO THE WATER
  • CHORUS:
  • BEER GUTS OF AMERICA
  • STAND UP IF YOU CAN
  • STICK OUT YOUR BIG BEER GUT
  • AND HOIST A COOL ONE IN YOUR HAND
  • YOUR BEER GUT IS YOUR BUDDY
  • ITS A FRIEND WHO'S ALWAYS NEAR
  • AND ALL YOU EVER HAVE TO DO
  • IS FEED IT LOTS OF BEER
  • 3. MUNGO DRANK A PONY KEG
  • AT DROOPY AHOS WEDDING
  • HIS EYES WENT ROLLING ROUND AND ROUND
  • AND THEN HE STARTED SWEATING
  • HE TRIPPED ON DUCK AND FUZZ
  • 'CAUSE THEY WERE PASSED OUT ON THE FLOOR
  • HE LANDED ON HIS BEER GUT
  • AND HE BOUNCED RIGHT OUT THE DOOR
  • 4. I TOOK MY DATE INTO THE SAUNA
  • AND ON THE BENCH WE SAT
  • SHE POINTED AND SHE SAID
  • I NEVER SEEN ONE BIG AS THAT"
  • SHE HELD IT AND SHE STROKED IT
  • AND SHE TOLD ME WITH A SMILE
  • BODY BUILDERS MAKE ME SICK
  • BUT BEER GUTS DRIVE ME WILD
  • (REPEAT CHORUS)

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