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Da Yoopers - Pizza In My Shorts Lyrics

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  • 1. YOU USED TO TAKE MY PARKING IN YOUR RUSTY CHEVROLET
  • WED GO OUT TO THE PALMER DUMP AND WATCH THE BEARS AT PLAY
  • NOW THE HONEYMOON IS OVER YOU DONT TAKE ME ANYPLACE
  • YOU JUST LAY THERE ON THE SOFA POURING BEER INTO YOUR FACE
  • 2. YOU USED TO GO OUT JOGGING AND YOU WORKED OUT REAL HARD
  • YOU LOOKED JUST LIKE JANE FONDA IN YOUR HOT PINK LEOTARDS
  • NOW YOU LOOK JUST LIKE GODZILLA WITH YOUR 52 INCH HIPS
  • AND THE HAIR KEEPS GETTING THICKER UPON YOUR UPPER LIP
  • CHORUS:
  • WERE THE ROTUND FAMILY WE NEVER GET ALONG
  • WE LOVE TO DRIVE EACH OTHER NUTS AND ARGUE ALL DAY LONG
  • BUT WHEN WE ORDER PIZZA THATS ONE TIME WE ALL AGREE
  • CAUSE NO ONE LOVES THAT PIZZA LIKE THE ROTUND FAMILY
  • PEPPERONI CAPICOLLI MOUNDS OF MUSHROOMS TOO
  • MOZZARELLA MORTADELLA BABY SWISS AND BLEU
  • ANCHOVIES AND OLIVES AND LOTS OF CUDIGHI
  • THATS THE PERFECT PIZZA FOR THE ROTUND FAMILY
  • 3. THOSE TWO BRAIN DEAD KIDS OF YOURS THEY BOTH TAKE AFTER YOU
  • THEY SIT LIKE STUMPS AND WATCH TV AND EAT TILL THEY TURN BLUE
  • ITS TWO DAYS AFTER PAYDAY AND THEY ATE UP ALL MY PAY
  • AND I HAVENT SEEN THE DOG OR CAT SINCE LUNCHTIME YESTERDAY
  • 4. ITS YOU THAT THEY TAKE AFTER YOU NO GOOD LAZY BUM
  • YOU ALL SHOW UP LIKE CALLOUSES WHEN ALL THE WORK IS DONE
  • IF I EVER WANNA GET SOME HELP AROUND THE HOUSE
  • ILL HAVE TO TAKE SOME DYNAMITE AND BLOW YOU OFF THE COUCH

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