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Da Yoopers - Da Couch Dat Burps Lyrics

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  • 1. I CANT FORGET THE NIGHT WE MET
  • YOU WERE SUCH A HUNK
  • YOU TOOK ME TO YOUR UNCLE'S CAMP
  • AND WE GOT REALLY DRUNK
  • I ASKED YOU FOR SOME FOREPLAY
  • YOU WENT AND GOT THE CARDS
  • YOU SAID LETS PLAY 15-2
  • THAT FOREPLAY SOUNDS TOO HARD
  • 2. I DRAGGED YOU TO THE SAUNA
  • I TRIED TO PRIME YOUR PUMP
  • YOU PASSED OUT UPON THE BENCH
  • AND LAID THERE LIKE A STUMP
  • I BEAT YOU WITH SOME CEDAR BOUGHS
  • I TRIED TO GET YOU HOT
  • YOU GOT ALL EXCITED
  • AND WENT OFF LIKE A SHOT
  • CHORUS:
  • I'M MARRIED TO A COUCH DAT BURPS
  • AND TALKS TO THE TV
  • THE LAST TIME YOU TOOK ME OUT
  • WAS 1963
  • SHOULDA LISTENED TO MY MA
  • AND MARRIED SOME OLD FART
  • ONE WITH LOTS OF MONEY
  • AND TROUBLE WITH HIS HEART
  • 3. I WENT TO DR. TOBIN
  • CAUSE I WAS GAINING WEIGHT
  • HE SAID I SHOULD HAVE CROSSED MY LEGS
  • CAUSE I WAS THREE MONTHS LATE
  • IT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN THOSE MAKI BOYS
  • FROM DOWN IN ISHPEMING
  • THEY DIDN'T TAKE NO CHANCES
  • THEY USED THOSE RUBBER THINGS
  • 4. YOU WENT DOWN TO GREEN BAY
  • WITH YOUR BUDDY BOB
  • ALL YOU DID WAS GUZZLE BEER
  • AND DIDN'T FIND A JOB
  • I COULDN'T WAIT TILL YOU GOT HOME
  • YOU HAD TO MARRY ME
  • NOW I'M MARRIED TO A COUCH DAT BURPS
  • AND TALKS TO THE TV
  • (REPEAT CHORUS)

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