Daan - Housewife Lyrics
Housewives, My kind of womenDon't act like a housewifeBut be a housewifeBreath like a housewifeWalk like a housewifeBut don't just act like a housewifeHave diner readyPrepare yourselfTouch up your make-upPut a ribbon in your hair and be fresh lookingHe has just been with a lot of work worry peopleBe a little gay, little more interestingPrepare the childrenTake a few minutes to wash the childrens hands and facesComb their hair, and if necessaryChange their clothesMinimize all noiseEliminate the noise of the washer, dryer, dishwasher, vacuumEliminate the noise, (quiet) paradise on earthTry to encourage the children to be quietDon't greet him with problems or complaintsDon't complain if he is late for dinnerArrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoesSpeak in a low, soft, soothing and pleasant voiceListen to himYou may have dozens of things to tell him,But the moment of his arrival is not the timeet him talk firstNever complain if he does not take you out to dinner or other pleasant entertainmentsLike getting drunkYeah, just like getting drunkCadillacs, Chryslers, fords, Toyotas, MercedesIn the modern world, everyone knows the price of almost everything,But few the value of anythingMany value the valueless, but do not price the pricelessWho can find a virtuous woman?For her price is far above Cadillacs, Chrysler, fords, Toyotas, MercedesMaybe I forgot a few brands, but then don't worryIt'll come back soonLittle good things are simply ignoredA good husband is a faithful manA faithful man is not always a good husbandA husband today is a man who has a funky housewifeGoodLittle keys open big doorsLittle doors open big keysLarge crowds, huge sums of money, spectacular accidents and shocking scandalsLarge crowds, huge sums of money, spectacular accidents and shocking scandalsThe love for her husband is deepShe would often do things for her husbandWithout ever asking him anything in return or even expecting him to know what she has done for himHowever, long she has been married to her husband, she treats him with respect and tendernessAnd she always dresses herself neatly and pleasantly, never extravagantly, nor vulnerable, nor Gucci or VersaceMy kind of women, housewivesRespect and tenderness, respect and tendernessTo be lonely, without being aloneIs a bitter lonelinessTo be alone, without being lonelyIs sweet solitudeFresh food and cold beerLoneliness is one of the most unnoticeable,And yet one of the most cruel punishments,Any human being could ever sufferIrrespective of one's raceAnd the infinite joy and learningBy her example she inspires her husband to be just and kind to all peopleAnd to live a cool and meaningful lifeShe greatly helps him to do more and better workAnd with greater fun and energyShe makes him feel he is among the blessed of menShe is her husband's comfort and consolationShe is his source of joy and peaceA sort of joystickBetter than any drug, she is his paradise on earthLoneliness is one of the most unnoticeable,And yet one of the most cruel punishments,Any human being can ever sufferIrrespective of one's races, religion, national origin, sex and even health and wealthI am hungry, feed me nowLoneliness is suffered by countless millions throughout the worldSo damn hungry, feed me nowSolitude is quite another thingPlease ladyNo buildings, no pools, no gardens, however big and expensiveCan ever replace the tender love, the true affection, the respect and cool funky feelingThat the young accord to the old, honour thy father and thy mother, and thy motorbikeTherefore, those fine housewives serve their parents in their own homesWith love, respect and devotion, fresh food and cold beers are truly among the best of MankindMy kind of women, housewives
