Dana Dane - Dana Dane Is Coming To Town Lyrics
[Verse 1]That's right party people, Dana Dane is back!Hurby behind the board of the twenty-fo' track machineMaking sure the beats come out cleanAs I tell you this tale of a Christmas sceneIt all began in a far off landDo you know the Drummer Boy? Well, I'm the Rapper ManI wandered and wandered with no main courseDrawn to a campsite by some strange forceNow, in this camp lived three wise menThey said, "Dana Dane, where have you been?"They said that they had been expecting meTold me to kick off my sandals and relax my feetWe started to talk, a lot of time was spentTale of how emcees wouldn't be content'Til the Christmas spirit was gone and demolishedAnd I was the only one who could abolish their planSo I took a stand!But they said I must journey across the landI said, "Listen my friend, I'll be glad to goBut the sand out there is worse than snow"The first wise man said, "Yes, that's true"To protect my feet, gave me Bally shoesThe second wise man said, "Yes, you're right"And gave me a Kangol to shade my eyesThe third wise man, leaning on a caneSaid "Take this mic, rapper Dana Dane!"He said that the mic would help my wordsOf Christmas cheer be clearly heard[Verse 2]Well I started my journey at the first lightI travelled the desert for a fortnightI sighed, I tried, the North Star my guidePulled my Kangol over my eyesTook off my Ballys, dumped the sand on the sidePut my Ballys back on and continued my strideOff I went through the sand and mistTaking all types of chances and all kinds of risksIt was Christmas Eve, time was growing shortThen I came upon the place that I had soughtWent up to the door, straight in the palaceFaces were filled with contempt and maliceUp on the stage, what did I see?That's right, party people -- a sucker emceeWent up on the stage, plugged in my micTo the sucker emcee I said "Good night!"Off he went, he was steaming madTalk about relief! The crowd was gladI said, "Have no fear, cause I am hereTo wish a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year"I continued on, they began to believeAnd the Christmas spirit was soon retrievedThe fingers were popping, the house cold rockingTalk about staring -- girls were cold clockingMission complete, I was on my wayGirls in back of me screaming, "Dane, please stay!"But I couldn't cause I had done my thingAnd as I walked out the door I heard them all sing[Singers]Sucker emcees, you better watch out!All emcees, you gotta watch out!Dana Dane is coming to townDana Dane is comingDana Dane is comingYes, Dana Dane is comingTo town
