Deirdre Flint - Cheerleader Lyrics
If I could live my life in rewindThere's a couple of changes I'd make this timeCause if I knew what was good for meI'd have been practicing splits from the age of threeOh, I got a masters, I got a car, I volunteerand I can play the guitarBut I'd trade it all in the bat of an eyeFor a polyester skirt ridin' up my thighOh, life must be great like a permanent dateWhen you're a cheerleaderOh, The fun doesn't end and your hair is your friendWhen you're a cheerleaderCheerleaders drive CamarosCheerleaders don't date geeksAnd everybody thinks it's really cute the way she has toS-P-L-L everything she speaks.All the guys want to date her all the girls want to be herNext time round, I want to be a cheerleaderCheerleading's a sport now that's what they're callin' forThough it's the only sport I know that you put your makeup on forSome women say that it harms and demeansCan you guess who didn't make their high school teams?Hey! Cheerleading teaches you valuable poiseYou then can apply to the career of your choice likeServing up burgers and fries with a smileOr spraying perfume in the cosmetics aisleOh, a cheerleader might not have her GEDBut she's pursuing oneOh, a cheerleader might never be a CEOBut she'll be dating oneYou get to ditch all your old loser friendsThe moment that you make the squadWith the high school crest stretched across your chestYou're one step down from GODOh, all the guys want to date her all the girls want to be herNext time round, I want to be a cheerleaderLast night I had a dream I was back in high school and they just hung up the final cuts of the varsity cheerleading
