Deirdre Flint - The ***** Fairy Lyrics
When I was in my teenage years, I did just what I shouldI listened to my mother and I was kind and sweet and goodAnd my friends and I did rituals and I prayed with all my mightThat this would be the evening that she'd stop along her flightWell, that was several years ago and that chick's long overdueAnd it's time I came to terms with something plainly clear to you.The ***** fairy never came for meNo, the ***** fairy never came for meOkay, I'm spunky and I'm cute and I've got a great personalityBut the ***** fairy never came for meWell, we were the third house on a country drive, I thoughtMaybe she just got lost, so I hung my bra on the mailboxTil the neighbors took it offAnd all my friends got visits and expanded through the yearsAnd left me wailing to the gods buying training bras at SearsStill I harbor hopes, she'll come for me, I know she willI'd get 'em done myself if she'd agree to fit the billThe ***** fairy never came for meNo the ***** fairy never came for meLook, I wasn't wanting melons, just a cute curvaceous
