Deirdre Flint - I Miss The 70s Lyrics
These days teens are all so tasteful classic understated blandWe lock up our yearbooks 'cause you young folks would not understandWhy we'd use Sun-in on our hair by evening it would look like hellOrange, brittle - hey who cared as long as it still feathered wellI'd be lost without my email still I miss a simpler timeWhen UHF was cutting-edge, the days when there was no rewindI miss the latch-hook rugs, the Dr. Sholl's the gold lameI miss the days when we all thought Rod Stewart was resqueSaturday nights Mr. Rouarke with Triscuts, Spam and good spray cheeseWestern culture hit rock bottom man I miss the '70sOne spring we planned our vacation June we'd be Grand Canyon-boundOn the night before the big day my dad's Coupe Deville broke downThey were not to be dissuaded, they set out with iron willFour of us in my mom's Pacer and my folks are married stillPatrick Duffy ruled Atlantis, Charlie's girls upheld the lawWe all prayed we grow up Farrah, we became Kate Jacksons allI miss the days of homeroom mothers with Rise Krispie treatsI miss the heady smell of Enjoli and ditto sheetsThe dark day that teh Dallas Cowboys brought the dolphins to their kneesWestern Culture who needs culture? Man I miss the '70s
