Deirdre Flint - I'm Single Lyrics
Oh, ho, I'm single, and my life's about me again.That woman long neglected, I'll find out who I am.Oh, ho I'm single. I'm single and I'm loving it!I have taken up old hobbies, I have no time for a man.I'll call up my old friends, the ones that I once knewSo we can bond again, just like we used to doYou're married with two kids, oh gee,Well, that's too bad for you.Because I'm single. I am woman I am goddessI've always loved fried green tomatoes,So it was always meant to be.I feel my rebirth. I'll find a female soul mate.We'll take off for the country, just like Thelma and LouiseI've called up every household in phonebooks A through ZTo find another goddess to share my destinyAnd now I'm quite convinced, the only single one is me.When I buy poultry, two thirds of it goes rottenI correspond with inmates and I don't comb my hair.They've claimed my two legs as federally owned forestIt's been months since I've shaved them,Cause there's been no one here to careThey call me nasty names at every corner barI need to see a shrink, this thing has gone too farLast night I threw myself down stairs just for the C.P.R.Oh, ho, I'm single and I'm not hearing voices!!You say that cause you're jealous of all the fun I've hadWait, I'm not single. I've got some special friends nowWe live in here together and I don't feel so badI have a female soul mate, her name is EmilyDon't tell me you don't see her, she's standing next to meAnd she doesn't call me sick or weird or deranged mentallyJust cause I'm single.
