Del The Funky Homosapien - I'm Smellin' Myself Lyrics
Yeah, I smell kinda good, I mean
[Incomprehensible]You know I gotta take a whiffKnow I gotta take a whiffI'm so tight, I'm so tightI'm so tight, I'm so tightI'm smellin' myselfI'm so tight, I'm so tightI'm so tightI'm smellin' myselfI'm so tight, I'm so tightI'm so tightI'm smellin' myselfI'm so tight, I'm so tightI'm so tightI'mI'm checkin' under my underarmsLemme take a good whiff, lemme see if I stankI don't need deodorantIn the mode, I spit, I'm the global eventTold them this but they don't know when to quitSo I blow 'em to bits, smellIt's the African funk, fresh from the motherlandBetter than the other brands on the other handYou be the judge, tell me how you feel about itI got a buzz, it is what it is and it do what it doesBecauseI'm so tight, I'm so tightI'm so tight, I'm so tightI'm smellin' myselfI'm so tight, I'm so tightI'm so tightI'm smellin' myselfI'm so tight, I'm so tightI'm so tightI'm smellin' myselfI'm so tight, I'm so tightI'm so tightI'mThe funky homosapien is a new speciesHe is the shit, at least he's the fecesCompletely in tune, you can't eat me, yeahThe funky homosapien is a new speciesHe is the shit, at least he's the fecesCompletely in tune, you can't eat me, yeahI know I stank, I'm better than youOh, no, you ain't, I'mma show you, you ain'tNo, you ain't, shut upD, please tell me the reason whyYou know I can't even lie, I gotta habit, I need my fixPlease assist me in this mix up, please, pleaseOkay, slow down, start from the beginningWell, Del, I know you been peeping game and how it unfoldYou understand how this dumb old record industryPimp artists for platinumThey don't want gold, so continueWell, we the listeners feelThat this shit is really outta boundsHow that sound? They think we sheepAnd put out the weakest mothersuckers with a beatI smell, I peep, okay, I'm findin' for the crackYou need to bring it backIt's good as done, stick your nose in thisNo, Holmes, go ahead, get a bigger whiffDamn, that's ridiculousWhat kind is that? I call it primal rapTake the funk then apply it to tracksNot like these hip hop versions of Spinal TapThey caricatures, beware of the curse, what curse?Man you know the spell that they put you underYou won't be able to smell, it's sorta like sportin' a halo in hellFeelin' out of place and your halo meltYou can cop some of this while they on saleDirectly from me, not Rapidshare linksFunk is everywhere but this is a rare thingOkay, that's what's up, I'm 'bout to tell foolsNobody do it like Del doWhat's that?Nobody do it like Del doNobody do it like Del doI need a hearing aidNobody do it like Del doI need a hearing aidNobody do it like Del doI need a hearing aidNobody do it like Del doI need a hearing aidNobody do it like Del doI need a hearing aidNobody do it like Del doWhat you say?What you say?I'm so tight, I'm so tightI'm so tight, I'm so tightI'm smellin' myselfI'm so tight, I'm so tightI'm so tightYou're smellin' yourselfI get down so far that I'm musty and funkyAnd that's good luck that'll come my waySo don't trip while I take a whiff and getHigh off my own supplyOops, I went against rule number oneBut if I'm the dope in question I knowWhen to measure out the accurate dosage of flowsTo kick so none of these posers get their chosen pickI walk around with a odor and scentLet the funk ferment, so burn the incenseBut it doesn't matter if you can't stand itFunk spread all over the planet expandingMake the globe move 'cause you know you gotta hustleLife is too funky to fake it, hustleGotta put twice the effort just to make it, hustlePeople want the real, no imitationAnd most you cats is mediocreYour raps be insulting the cultureAnd where do we go from here?Follow your nose because the nose always knowsFollow your nose because the nose always knowsFollow your nose because the nose always knows...