Delusional Thomas - Halo Lyrics
[Intro]Yo, once againIt's a riot, better close the street[Verse 1]Pathological liarWent to my girlfriend's house and set her dog on fireBlamed it on her little brother, got him sent to juvi*****ed her in the bathroom while her dad was watching moviesReach inside my backpack for the fully loaded uziStarted shootin' up the room he was inThat Chappelle's Show episode, you know, Paul Mooney was inTold her everything would be alright, just don't scream as I dismountLeft the crib, started searching for a discountExorcist, I need to get some help with thisOnce as sweet as Welch's is, I think he went insane thoughMust've been the drugs in him, he loved to sniff the yay-yoIf Satan could accompany a haloThen one day, maybe I could be somebody's angelCatalogue of greatest hits, sacred does what sacred isThe people raise they brows when you weird as Al YankovicI just wanna make out with *****es and play with titsSnort H and shit, just forget what day it isI'm eatin' sator with Clinton and Ralph NaderTradin' acres and bettin' millions against the LakersSpittin' out what used to be your favorite flavorSentenced into hell, but I'm out on good behaviorLook, got a new neighbor[Verse 2]Still alive from a room of melted candlesLost my job, now I'm in New York sellin' sandalsSaw Michael Jackson in S.W. Randall'sIntroduced my youngest cousin to him, told him he was DTFHe probably had some freaky sex, really I'm not worriedAlready plan to kill myself when the clock hits 7:30My head is dirty, took a suicide dive into some cow manureNow I'm chillin' chop and screwin' Al B. Sure!I got the clap from a ***** in El SalvadorSo I grabbed her house phone and strangled her without the cordSorry I was bored, guess I'm quite sadisticMisfit, dipshit, he's always pessimisticStuck in prison currently, my family never visitsPsychological problems is really none of your businessThese serial killer fantasiesYou mention something sick and twisted, everybody panicyReading Hamlet out loud in a room by myselfGive different characters different voices, I guess it helpsWith the storyline and the flow of the plotGot a gun in my dresser and it's holding a sh-
