Dierks Bentley - Drunk On A Plane Lyrics
I took two weeks vacation for the honeymoonA couple tickets all inclusive down in CancunI couldn't get my money back, so I'm in seat 7AI'm getting drunk on a planeI bet the feller on the aisle thought I was crazy'Cause I taped your picture to the seat back right beside meNow I've got empty mini bottles filling both our traysI'm getting drunk on a planeBuying drinks for everybodyBut the pilot, it's a partyGot this 737 rocking like a G6Stewardess is something sexyLeaning, pouring Coke and whiskeyTold her about my conditionGot a little mile-high flight attentionIt's Mardi Gras up in the cloudsI'm up so high, I may never come downI'll try anything to drown out this painThey all know why I'm getting drunk on a planeWe had this date marked on the calendar foreverWe'd take that new-wed limo airport ride togetherI feel like a plastic groom alone there at the top of the cakeSo, hey, I'm getting drunk on a planeBuying drinks for everybodyBut the pilot, it's a partyGot this 737 rocking like a G6Stewardess is something sexyLeaning, pouring Coke and whiskeyTold her about my conditionGot a little mile-high flight attentionIt's Mardi Gras up in the cloudsI'm up so high, I may never come downI'll try anything to drown out this painThey all know why I'm getting drunk on a planeOn my home, I'll bump this seat right up to first classSo I can drink that cheap champagne out of a real glassAnd when we land, I'll call her up, and tell her "Kiss my ass"'Cause, hey, I'm drunk on a planeBuying drinks for everybodyBut the pilot, it's a partyGot this 737 rocking like a G6Stewardess is something sexyLeaning, pouring Coke and whiskeyTold her about my conditionGot a little mile-high flight attentionIt's Mardi Gras up in the cloudsI'm up so high, I may never come downI'll try anything to drown out this painThey all know why I'm getting drunk on a planeI'm getting drunk on a planeI might be passed out in the baggage claimBut right now, I'm drunk on a plane
