Digital Underground - The Odd Couple Lyrics
(Humpty Hump)Good googily gooLook what the cat dragged inThe mack's back in, we snap-crack inWe got the jokes for youUh, look who the Hump bumped intoThe old one-two, rhyme sayer, the paper makerBiz lay the vapours(Biz Markie)I'm the vapour sprayer for the himilayasThe M-iza A-ya R-iza K-ayaI'm the mayorLeavin' emcees in a ditch(Humpty Hump)So get ready, we 'bout to start a fight in this *****(Biz Markie)Humpty dumpty had a fight with his momsHe broke both her legs and both of her armsTidy Bowl Man tried to throw a fitI told his punk ass he was full of Shhhh...(Humpty Hump)Shut your mouth bizSee you're allways trying to take it furtherI heard you bit a burger, with a funky worm in itwell you had to play stupid 'cause you didn't clear the sampleand lordy lord, got you pushing hot dogs(Biz Markie)Tupac was the only one that was living largeAnd Humpty your nose is a two-car garageI know you got sooooulI heard you don't eat ***** you be eatin' booty hole(Humpty Hump)No my nose be in the booty, my tounge be in her vertical smileI heard your sister had sex with Colin Powell(Biz Markie)Your moms don't brush her teethI heard her breath was strong(Humpty Hump)Yo you wrong(Both)Why can't we just get along?Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friendsWhy can't we just get along?Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friendsThe odd couple(Biz Markie)The city so nice, they had to name it twiceNew York, New York, the land of lightsWe got the fashion, the widget, the project ditchesThe Apollo, the Broadway, The Garden, the Pictures(Humpty Hump)So? We got the palm trees, Gs being Hollywood swingin' largeCars around the block with the stars on the sidewalkEvery stop lights a show case, not lexusesBrothers in Hummers following other friends in Benzesus(Biz Markie)Ya, that's cool, Y'all doin' your thingBut look what they did to that man Rodney KingThey beat him, and stomped him, like a bunch of grapeswhen I seen him he looked like the Planet of the Apes(Humpty Hump)Ya you right, police don't act tight but in the riots yoCalifornia niggas wasn't scared to goat poh poh(Biz Markie)So yo, I'll take you down like MavisEvery Burrough is Thurough, don't forget Larry Davis(Both, trading lines, Humpty is first)We got Dre and Quincy Jones, homesPrimo and Puff, HumpEasy E and Tupac niggaScott La Rock and Biggie niggaComptonBronxOaklandBrooklyn BridgeGolden Gate, plus Huey NewtonMalcom XYou got ratsEarth quakesWell at least you'll never catch me wearing wigs in my videosOh, you don't have to go there, with your big, plastic noseWhat about your big ass head?What about your buck ass teeth?Your moms so black, I looked at her and thought that i was asleepYour nasty ass moms gave me ear infection over the phoneCome on man, why we can't get along?Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friendsWhy can't we just get along?Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friendsThe odd couple(twice)
