Digital Underground - Your Life Is A Cartoon Lyrics
I said your life's a cartoon[Shock G]You woke up, threw on a striped yellow tieThrew down a cup of coffee, kissed the wifey goodbyeLeave the office each day around eleven o'clockThen you drive, stop, park, walk about three blocksTo a peep-show booth and meet a girl named RuthWasn't sweating the shame, didn't use your real nameBooked a hotel room, suite paid until JuneGet home and tell wifey that you're not in the moodBut then the game got stale and your face grew paleWhen you came home early that day feeling illStepped through the door, dropped your brief and your beeperYour wife is getting down with all your housekeepersYou was mesmerised, how could you be surprised?Only gave it to her Christmas and the fourth of JulyOh, you had it going on, with ease you really worked itLet's review the scene just to see if it was worth it:Okay, last fall's when you started it allOctober to when you caught your wife bending overBroke up your home now you're on your ownYou lost your dignity; your self-respect is goneI got to laugh though, cuz, cause you thought you was slickAt least she got it free, but you? Youse a big trickYou helped the pimps get paid, took a shot at catching AIDSAnd got your wife turned out by the butler and the maid[Chorus]Your life's a cartoon[Shock G]Try to take a nod on the bus, put your ear in a blobLeft by a moisturiser overdoing slobNice and wet down your neck with the jheri curl dripCouldn't see out the window cause the drip was so thickWalking through the mall with the house shoe lagGreasy doorag, sour jheri curl bagLoud talking and walking jerking your neckIt's the first of the mont
